Quote Messages

☻To do ist to be (Socrates). To be is to do (Plato). Do be do be do (Sinatra)
☻It's the one who won't be taken, who can not seem to give.
☻It's the soul afraid of dying ... That never learns to live
☻It's the dream afraid of waking, that never takes the change.
☻It's the heart afraid of breaking ... that never learns to dance.
☻Boys say it's great, boys say it's fine. 9 months later they say it's not mine !
☻Action without vision is only passing time, vision without action is merely day dreaming, but vision with action can change the world - Nelson Mandela
☻Death is the greatest kick of all. That's why they save it for last!
☻Don't drink and drive home!! Take a joint and fly home!!

☻Home is where the heart is born, lives and dies but still goes on !
☻Stoners live and stoners die, but in the end we all get high. So if at first you don't succeed, fuck this world and smoke some weed.
☻If you really wanna get stoned, drink wet cement.
☻Shit happens, life goes on!
☻Free your mind the rest will follow.
☻Work sucks ... Ladies go to work.
☻A beginning is a very delicate time.
☻Life is what happens when you plan to do other things - John Lennon
☻Life would be a lot easier if I had the source-code.
☻Wanna get stoned? Drink wet cement!
☻Reality is for people who can't face science fiction.
☻Learn from the mistakes of others... you can't live long enough to make them all yourselves!!
☻Life is like toilet paper, long and usefull !!!!
☻On the toilet: Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like thunder!
☻Love is an sensation. Caused by an temptation when an men puts his dictation in an womens combination. Do u get this conversation or do u want an demostration

☻All I ever wanted is what others have.

☻Laugh on your one and the world thinks you are an idiot.

☻A kiss that says it all is seldom a first edition.

☻Women have usually nothing to wear and no room to put it away!

☻It is better to be fair than to be popular!

☻The strongest musle of the human body is the tongue.

☻Time is something that makes sure that everything does nog happen at the same moment.

☻Life is not short, it is being dead that lasts such a long time!

☻I intend to live for ever and so far everything goes well.

☻I see things the way they are and say: Why? .................. I dream of things that never were and say: Why not?

☻Life is what happens when you plan to do other things -- John Lennon

☻copernicus said:"men with dick in peanutbutter is fucking nuts."

☻Law of Murphy..... Everything that can go wrong, goes wrong sooner or later......Murphy was an optimist.

☻It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick.

☻A lot of people are in pain out of fear to be happy

☻A lot of people were never happy because they thought it had yet to come.

☻A laugh is the shortest distance between two people.

☻I want to die sleeping, just like my grandfather ..... Not yelling and screaming like the people on his bus.

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