Pick Up Lines

☻You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

☻You must be a high jumper, because you make my bar raise!

☻You're like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast.

☻Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.

☻Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.

☻Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?

☻Girl, you gotta be tired coz you been runnin through my mind all day.

☻Got two nipples for a dime?

☻Help, somethings wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you.

☻Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!

☻Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?

☻I think I feel like Richard Gere - I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.

☻I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.

☻Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!

☻You're eyes are bluer than the atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.

☻You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!

☻You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

☻Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

☻Do you want to see something swell?

☻Do you work for UPS / ParcelForce? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

☻Have I seen you before? Oh, yeah, I remember - it was in the dictionary under the word FANBLEEDINGTASTIC!

☻Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?

☻Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.

☻Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

☻I have 4 words for you "Hol I Day Inn".

☻If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?

☻If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.

☻Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.

☻Screw me if I'm wrong, but I could swear you were Julia Roberts.

☻The word of the day is "legs." Let's say we head back to your place and spread the word.

☻You've been a bad, bad girl (boy). Now go to my room!

☻Your Daddy must play the trumpet, cos he sure made me horny!

☻Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?

☻Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

☻I bet you $40 you're gonna turn me down.

☻I know that Milk does the body good, but wow, how much you been drinking?

☻I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.

☻I'm betting that you cannot wait until tomorrow, because I bet that you get more and more beautiful every day.

☻Save a horse, ride a cowboy.

☻Seriously honey, sex is like Pizza. Even if it bad, it still pretty darn good.

☻When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.

☻Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

☻You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: if you treat me right I'll do it your way

☻You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.

☻You know the Power company is looking for you coz you're so electrifying.

☻You know, I ain't this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet.

☻You're like a Pringle. Once I pop ya, I just can't stop ya

☻As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn!

☻I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

☻Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.

☻Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

☻Do you have any Irish in you? (if no…) Would you like some? (if yes…) Want some more?

☻Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?

☻Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?

☻Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow-job? [No!] Do you want to do lunch?

☻Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.

☻Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?

☻I'm a frog but if u kiss me I'll turn into a prince

☻Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.

☻Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?

☻For a fat chick, you sure have small tits.

☻Gee, for a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.

☻Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" She says no. Then wink.

☻Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.

☻Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.

☻Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, lets talk"

☻Nice dress, it'd look good on my bedroom floor

☻Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "Cause they're mine sweetheart."

☻I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.

☻I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

☻I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!

☻If a women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You should answer: "Yeah! Do you have the energy?"

☻The only thing that matters is that we're together.

☻I'msorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start. .

☻Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

☻Is you father a lumberjack Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.

☻I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.

☻Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.

☻Say, did we go to different schools together?

☻The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

☻There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

☻Wait until the end of the evening when everything is real hazy and alcohol soaked, walk up to someone you've never met and say, "Come on, we're leaving."

☻You see my friend over there? He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.

☻You know, you're very easy on the eyes...and very hard on my erection.

☻Want to come into the garden see my big juicy tomatoes?

☻Want to come into the garden see my big hard cucumbers?

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