Pick Up Lines

☻Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

☻I'm bigger and better than the Titanic ... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic

☻I'm good at math, U+I=69

☻I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.

☻If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

☻If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK

☻Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.

☻Please help the homeless. Take me home with you...

☻Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain't 3.5 inches and it sure ain't floppy.

☻What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?

☻Will you be my Xmas cracker? I'd really like to pull you.

☻Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?

☻You are a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.

☻You're good at mathematics, right? Would you say 69 was a perfect square?

☻Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I've ever saw.

☻Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

☻Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

☻Baicarumba...are those real?

☻Be unique and different, just say yes.

☻Can I flirt with you?

☻Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

☻Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.

☻Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.

☻Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

☻Greetings and salivations

☻Honey, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.

☻I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!

☻I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?

☻I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.

☻If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?

☻Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

☻That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.

☻Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

☻Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly colour coordinated.

☻I know a great way to burn off the calories in that cake you just ate.

☻I wonder what our children will look like.

☻I'm wearing Revlon colourstay lipstick. Wanna help me test the claim it won't kiss off?

☻If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

☻If you were a car, I'd wax and ride you all over town.

☻If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".

☻It must be cold in here - or are you just happy to see me?

☻Since sex is a killer, would ya like to die happy?

☻That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

☻The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

☻There gotta be a keg in your pants, coz I wanna tap that ass.

☻There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.

☻Was your Father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?

☻You're so hot, your ass is on fire.

☻Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?

☻I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.

☻Grab yer bag Doll...you've just pulled...

☻I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest lady on earth tonight.

☻If beauty were an hour, you'd be a second.

☻There's just one thing your eyes haven't told me yet....you're name.

☻Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

☻What time do you have to be back in heaven?

☻Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?

☻You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

☻You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm 20.

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