Misleading sms Messages
☻From the moment I saw u, I wanted to be
inside u, I love ur smell, the way ur tongue feels, the way u tighten
and loosen
mmmmmmmmmmmmm…………..NEW
SHOES!!!!!!!!!!
☻He
came 2 me 1 nite... explored my body... licked- sucked- swallowed
& had his fill... wen satisfied he left... I was hurt... DAMN
MOSQUITO
☻In
the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat
because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of
you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry.
☻Someday
u may lose ur hair.u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur
mind.But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.coz u cant lose
wot u don't have!
☻I
had a wet dream about you last night .... I pissed myself laughing when
you fell of a cliff!
☻It
goes in dry it comes out wet.the longer its in the stronger it gets.we
can have it in bed just you and me...its not what you think its a cup
of tea!
☻Last
nite i wantd u.needed u so badly dat it hurt.wantd 2 taste u.i wantd u
in me so u could work ur magic on me...but i couldnt find u.u stupid..
PARACETAMOL!
☻At 1st a little nibble- a slow &
temptin lick.i suck & munch my liquid lunch & den i
swallow quick! CADBURYS CREAM EGG HOW DO U EAT URS?
☻Tell
me.is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..ooh yeah ..ouch its hurtin
..ok i wil put it in slowly ..stil hurtin..ahh yeh ..den lets try d
other shoe madam
☻Last
nite i coodnt sleep.i wantd u warm against my skin.i wantd u on me.i
wantd 2 feel u all over my body.. but i coodnt find u!Where did i put
my PYJAMAS?
☻I
luv the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh creatin a creamy foamy
liquid, as it thrust in & out up& down, can't wait til
nxt time I LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH
☻come
here.take off ur pants and get on top of me....enjoy me until ur
totally satisfied lovingly urs TOILET!!!!
☻I
luv u- I luv u- I luv u almighty,I wish ur pyjamas were close to me
nighty.Dont be mistaken.now dont be mislead I mean on the clothesline
and not in my bed
☻Wen
i look at the sun i c u!wen i look at the moon i c u!wen i look at the
sea I c u... well get out of my way!
