Miscellaneous Messages

☻Stress is when you wake up and realises that you haven't slept yet.
 

☻ Reality is an illusion that is born out of shortage of alcohol.
 

☻ I want to live in Switserland where the mountains are higher than the taxes.
 

☻ Join the army, meet interesting people and then ... kill them...
 

☻ All of you who believe in psychokinetics, raise 'my' hand ...
 

☻ Lots of people stop working once they found a job!
 

☻ I am still single, my parents-in-law were not able to have children.

☻ Being nuts or crazy is inheritable, you get it from your children.
 

☻ The fact that there are 'intelligent' extraterrestrian creatures is proven by the fact that they did not contact us yet.
 

☻ I said no to drugs, but they did nog listen!
 

☻ 10.000 new jobs ... all tax inspectors?!
 

☻ Mistakes have been made, others will be punished.
 

☻ As long as they pretend to pay me, I pretend I am working.
 

☻ I started out with nothing... and I still have most of it!
 

☻ 3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ... one was caught watching tv ... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
 

☻ My mother-in-law walks 5 miles every day... I wonder where she'd be by now.
 

☻ Like a rose withers, so is our relationship withering ...
 

☻ Keep the school clean ... stay home!
 

☻ Be quiet in the classroom, respect the fact that others sleep!
 

☻ We do have to go to school ... Have to is force ... Forcing is slavery .... Slavery is forbidden ... SO ... we do not have to go to school!
 

☻ The word HELLO means: H=How are you? E=Evrything alright? L=Like 2 hear from you! L=Love 2 see you soon O=Obviously I miss you..SO, HELLO
 

☻ No boys no love, no love no sex, no sex no people, no people no school, no school no problems
 

☻ That is how a triatlon has been invented : go swimming on foot and coming home by bike.
 

☻ The IDEAL man does not smoke, does not drink, does not flirt, goes to bed early, in short ... does not exist
 

☻ It's the one who won't be taken, who cannot seem to give.
 

☻ It's the soul afraid of dying ... That never learns to live
 

☻ It's the dream afraid of waking, that never takes the change.
 

☻ It's the heart afraid of Breaking ... that never learns to dance.
 

☻ Secrets, they only last long enough to break you down
 

☻ Life is beautiful if you are willing to see it
 

☻ A bra is a thing that keeps up what would hang down otherwise ...
 

☻ When my father broke in to my mother I had to sit there for months!
 

☻ Boys say it's great, boys say it's fine. 9 months later they say it's not mine !
 

☻ Teachers help you with problems that you would not have if they were not there.
 

☻ I am in seventh heaven, the other six do not want me.
 

☻ Women are like hurricanes! When they come they are wet and heavy. When they leave they take your home and your car ! !
 

☻No one ever died because of hard labour, but I think :"why would I take the risk?"

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