Mama sms Jokes

☻Yo Star Trek nerd so hairy she make Chewbacca look like Jean Luc Picard.

☻Your house is so disgusting that I tripped over a rat, got bitten by a tarantula and to top it off - the cockroaches nicked ma wallet...

☻I saw Yo mama at the freak show petting the world's largest wilderbeast.

☻I could have been Yo daddy, but the gorilla in front of me in line didn't use a condom.

☻If yo Momma n Poppa got a divorce, heck, they'd still be Brother and Sister

☻Yo mama's so fat that when she walks across the living room, the radio skips

☻I got on the train last night - they had a new sign up reading - "Maximum Occupancy: 200 Patrons OR Yo Mama"

☻Yo grannie's so fat, on each of her butt cheeks she has "Place Your Ad Here" printed.

☻Yo mama's a stunt double for the Predator

☻Yo mama is so bad, when she got called for jury duty she was found guilty.

☻Yo sista so fat that she gets runs in her Levi's

☻Yo mama's so fat, she ain't on a diet, she's on a Triet - She's all like - "Whatever yo eating ... I'll try it!"

☻Yo Mother in law's so fat, she was floating in the Atlantic ocean and Spain claimed her as a New World.

☻Yo mama's so fat, she gobbles down Cookies as if they were tic-tacs

☻Your moma's so stupid she thinks a 17 inch Admiral is a well hung sailor.

☻Yo mama's so large, she went to get an all over tan and the sun burned out...

☻Your mamma's so fat, the body snatchers called home for backup.

☻Yo AOL buddy so stupid when the Computer said 'Press any key to continue', she phoned support complaing she couldn't find the 'any' key...

☻Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.

☻You mama's so daft she thought Chubby Checkers was a game for fat people.

☻Yo Cousin so stupid that when I said I was going to Thailand she asked me if they still sold Kippers....

☻Your so ugly even the Elephant Man makes jokes about ye!

☻Yo Nana so ugly she didn't get hit with an ugly stick, but with THE ugly log.

☻I was speaking to your parents - they told me you was such an ugly baby they had to feed you with a slingshot.

☻Yo' kid brother so hairy, when I took him to the zoo the gorillas went ape shit thinking I had stole one of their babies...

☻Yo mama only got 1 finger and runs around stealing key rings.

☻Yo auntie Ethel's so toothless, it took her an hour to eat minute rice.

☻Yo mama's like the new AOL 7.0: Fast, fun, oh so easy and you get 100 hours FREE

☻Yo brother's mouth so damn enormous, he speaks in Dolby surround sound!

☻Yo girlfriend's hips are so big, folk set their drinks on them. Your Noggin's so damn big you gotta wash yer hair in the Niagra Falls...

☻Yo Mama's so freakin nasty, I talked to her over the PC and she gave me a virus.

☻Yo mama's like a pirate, there she blows
Yo mama is so fat she has three shirt sizes, jumbo, humongus, and "OH
MY GOD IT'S COMING TOWARDS US!!"

☻Yo mama so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing she said moving.
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed with her to see how long she slept.
Yo mama's so damn stupid on a job application it said "sex" and she wrote Monday wednesday and sometimes friday.

☻Paris and Rico walked into the locker room holding his side and bending over. Paris says "ow man im so sore" Dario asks " whats wrong?" Paris replies " man yo mama was rough last night" Rico adds " she needs to loosen up"

☻Yo mama such a dirty whore that they're having to paternity test the whole state of Texas just to find out who yo daddy is!

☻Yo mamma so old that in the back seat of your car, kids don't say 'Are we there yet', they scream, 'Is she Dead yet!'

☻Yo mamas so hairy wen u were born u almost died of rugburn

☻Yo mama smells so bad, when she went to make friends with a skunk, the skunk got hit by a truck on purpose!

☻Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a bathroom and nearly pissed her
pants

☻Yo mama so fat her logo is "we are family, burger king, mc donalds and
me..."

☻Yo mama so fat she has all the food caterers on speed dial

☻Yo mama is so big she tripped over wal-mart and landed on target and evey time she passes by the t.v. i miss a seoson of friends

☻Your mommas so old someone told her to act her age and she died

☻Yo mama so poor that when i stepped on a cigarette she cried, hey, who turned off the heater.

☻Your sister is so ugly she reminds me of your mom.

☻Yo mamma so ugly, yo daddy would rather kiss her ass before going work everyday

☻Your moms so ugly the mailman mistacked her as the dog.

☻You mama so fat she stepped on an airplane and it turned into a submarine

☻This is a fact, yo mama's breath Is wack, she needs a tic, not a tac, but the whole damn pack
I don't mean to be mean, but yo mama needs listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole damn bottle.

☻Yo Mama's teeth are so yellow, cars slow down when she smiles!
Yo Mama's breath is so bad, she made a tic tac run away!

☻Your jokes are so corny that the corns on your toes got jealous.
Yo mama so ugly when she looked out the window she was arrested for 1st degree murder.

☻Yo mama like a fast food restaraunt - quick and easy!!!

☻Yo moma is so fat when it rains she uses a highway for a slip 'n' slide

☻Yo mamma so damn fat that when she traveled back to the dinosaur times and she took a step the dinosaurs said what the hell is happing...oh shit its a real damn earthquake.

☻Your mama so stupid when she saw a kid dress as a devil in halloween she thouth she was in hell

☻Yo Momma's so ugly, even Sloth from the Goonies wouldn't date her.

☻Yo mama like a shotgun - five cocks and shes loaded

☻Yo Mamma so damn ugly she makes Anne Ramsey look like J Lo.

☻Yo' mamma so ugly she got arrested for vandalizing a mirror shop.

☻Yo mama so stupid she put a peep hole in a glass door

☻Yo mama like nascar - two rubbers and shes ready to ride.

☻Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind man cry!

☻Yo mamma so old, fat and hairy, that when she took you to the zoo the zookeepers thought a silverback Gorilla had abducted you!

☻Yo mama so fat, that when u were born, they had 2 send out a search party to find ya!

☻Yo mama soooo ugly, she works as a double for Saddam Hussein.

☻Yo moma so stupid if she would to speak her mind she would be speachless

☻Yo mama soooo poor she can't even pay attention!

☻Yo kid brother so damn ugly that the kids at school have started saying, "Hey Gollum, give us your autograph"

☻Yo mama so0o0o fat, one day she walked out with a yellow rain jacket on and the children began yelling, "Hey, the School Bus is here!"

☻Yo mama so0o0o fat, she takes baths in the Atlantic Ocean

☻Listen buddy, your mommy is so freakin dumb that if you told her pappa was a rolling stone, she'd tell her momma to put mick jagger on child support!

☻Yo Momma so damn fat the Police where going to use her as an emergency air mattress when Michael Jackson started dangling his baby.

☻Hey, yo momma so damn fat when her beeper goes off people turn around to see if she is backin up!!

☻Yo moma so fat when she wears a yellow rain coat all the people yell "taxi"

☻Yo mama's so damn fat that when she was kidnapped her face covered every side of the milk carton!

☻You so ugly when a friend walked you into school the teachers said sorry no pets aloud!

☻Your Mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the super bowl.

☻Yo Mama's so damn ugly that she turned your dad gay.

☻Yo mama's so bald, Mr. Clean got jealous.

☻Hey, your Momma is so sluttie I'd call her a hoe but hoes' get paid.

☻Yo Mamas so damn greasy that she has to use bacon for a bandaid.

☻Yo' mama so dumb she got locked inside Matress World and slept on the floor.

☻Yomomma so hairy that when she puts her arm to her side it looks like she has Don King in a headlock.

☻Yo mama so stupid that she got stabbed in a shoot out.

☻Yo mama so fat that when she went to sea world the little kids ran away and told their parents that a whale escaped.

☻Yo' Mamma is so fat she uses a VHS as a beeper!

☻Yo mama so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch.

☻Yo' Mamma is so fat she uses a VHS as a beeper!

☻Your mama's so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

☻Yo Mama so damn old she used to Gang Bang with the Flintstones and had an affair with Captain Caveman.

☻Yo mamas so fat she shoved a battery up her ass and yelled "I got the Power!".

☻Yo mama so stupid and clumsy, she got tangled in a cordless phone.

☻Yo mama soooo fat, she put on a yellow dress and the kids thought she was the school bus.

☻Yo' Sista's just like a like a Popsicle - everybody wants a fuckin lick!

☻Yo Mamma's so hairy she just got an armpit trim and lost 20 pounds!

☻Yo Moma sooooo ugly, I could have been yo Daddy but the dog beat me under the fence!

☻Yo momma is soooooo stupid, she wears a t-shirt that says "hukd on fonicks woorkd fo mi"

☻Yo mam like a screen door - after a couple of bangs she tends to loosen up.

☻Yo mama is so fat she sat on a rainbow and made Skittles!

☻Yo mama so stupid she puts a ruler on her pillow to see how long she slept

☻I heard that Yo mama is on the warpath - she lost a finger and now can't count past 9...

☻Yo mama so nasty when she masterbates, she gets arrested for cruelty to animals.

☻Yo mama's blind and is seeing another man.

☻Yo mama's glasses are so damn thick she can see into the future.

☻Yo mama's so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.

☻You gotta tell yo moma to stop changing lipstick color - I'm now getting a freakin Rainbow on my d**k!

☻Yo sista so damn stupid on her last job application where it said 'Sex?' she marked "M, F, and occasionally on a Thursday too.."

☻You' big brother so damn stupid that on his last job application, under emergency contact he put 999 (911).

☻Yo mam is so stupid - I just aks her about her X-Men and she said: "Well, my first baby's daddy was Jimmy...and I still see Johnny on Fridays...."

☻Yo Grannie so stupid she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.

☻Yo Mother in law's teeth are so yellow, Dorothy and Toto thought it was the Yellow Brick Road.

☻Yo Momma's like a Snickers bar - packed full with with nuts.

☻Yo ex-girlfriend's like Humpty Dumpty... first she gets humped, then she gets dumped.

☻Yo mama's like a race car driver...she burns a lot of rubbers...

☻Yo Auntie just like the Suez Canal - Vessels full of Seamen passing through everyday...

☻Yo gilfriends's afro so damb big, when the bitch got in my car everyone thought I had tinted windows.

☻Yo Mama ass so huge she take up 5 rows in the cinema...

☻Yo Papa's so short, he tried to commit suicide with a pin.

☻Yo Grannie's so enormous that when she went to the drycleaners to hand in her underwear, they put up a sign - 'NO PARACHUTES ALLOWED'

☻You Biology teacher so freakin stupid she thinks that DNA is the National Dyslexics Association.

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