Friendship & Anti-Friendship Messages

☻When you are lazy, you cannot help it. When you are tired, that is your own fault.

☻who digs a hole for some else is surely no selfish person !

☻I am on holiday ... when I think of holidays I think of the beach, when I think of the beach I think of the sea, when I think of the sea, I think of jellyfish...
when I think of jellyfish, I think of YOU!!!!!!!!

☻A friend is someone who knows when you need her...

☻A ring is round and has no end, so is my love for you ma friend.

☻If my head looks like yours, I'd shave my rear end and walked on my hands.

☻Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images.

☻All nice things in life are illegal, immoral, or make you grow fat.

☻When it is raining setbacks, use your smile as an umbrella!

☻A friend is someone who knows the song of your heart and who can sing it for you when you have forgotten it

☻Friend: someone who tells you things while you are alive, things that others tell after you die

☻You can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life together, but you are only real friends when you also cried together.

☻Before you want to start making a work of art, first make a draft, that is what also God did by creating first the man and then the woman

☻Wherever you go, whatever you do, may god's angels watch over you.

☻Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver the other gold.

☻A little clown is living in my heart. Small and very special. It can dance and jump, laugh and sing. Are you in pain and you need to cry, come and borrow it!

☻My girlfriend ran off with my best friend after a relationship of four years....Oh how I miss my friend.

☻I would not call myself important, but I am convinced that when I was not born, everyone would like to know why.

☻A new meeting next month ? Sorry, that is not possible, I have to go to a funeral.

☻Happiness is a disaster. You get lazy. When you do not pay attention, you might start loving life.

☻The only good thing about your own mistakes, is that is might make other people happy.

☻He was very lonely. The only type he knew was his blood type.

☻I visited the tax office. I wanted to know the people I work for.

☻I was a beautiful baby. But they switched my in the hospital.

☻Not the lack of love, but the lack of friendship makes marriages unhappy.

☻Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need u. years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with u will never die.

☻One day u will ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life? I will say: my life… You will walk away from me without knowing that U R MY LIFE!!!

☻Feel good when somebody Miss u. Feel better when somebody Loves u. But feel best when somebody never forgets u.

☻A friend is sweet when its new….but it is sweeter when its TRUE! But u know what? Its sweetest when its you.

☻A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is u.

☻If kisses were water, I will give u sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree.If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will give u mine.

☻People live People die People Laugh People Cry Some give up Some will try Some say hi Some say bye Others may forget YOU but never will I.

☻If I were to be anything in this world…. I’d be ur tears!!!… So, I can be conceived in ur heart, born in ur eyes, live on ur cheeks & die on ur lips!!!!!

☻If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my “FRIEND” u r the “BEST”!!!!!!!!!

☻A special friend is rare indeed, it beems to be special breed, yes, perfect friends r very few, so lucky I m for having you.

☻They say it takes a minute 2 fine a special person, an hour 2 appreciate them, a day 2 love them, but then an entire life 2 forget them.

☻When God opened the window of the Heaven He asked me: What is your wish for today? “I said : please take special care of the person reading this!!!!!!!”

☻Time might lead me to nowhere and faith might break into pieces but I will always be THANKFUL that once in my life’s journey we became FRIENDS!

☻It takes half our life to find true friends & half of it keeping them.I am lucky to have spent less than half my life finding you & wish to spend the rest keeping you.

☻In my life I learned how… 2 love 2 smile 2 be happy 2 be strong 2 work hard 2 be honest 2 be faithful 2 forgive but I couldn’t learn how.. 2 stop rembering u.

☻A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.

☻Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.

☻U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the body. Wait. Sorry, wrong number!

☻Of all the gifts, big and small, your friendship is the greatest of them all.

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