Flirt sms Messages

☻During maths I was thinking of you but I cannot calculate how much I love you!!

☻I am sending you to an island full of kisses on a sea of love!

☻Love is...looking whether he is looking, and when he does, certainly not looking back!!

☻Do you have a coin? I want to call your parents to thank them.

☻I wanted to put something incredibly beautiful, sweet, nice, sensitive, erotic and funny on you screen, but unfortunately I do not fit on it.

☻I cannot think of a good opening sentence, so will we just say good-bye ???

☻I know milk it does a body good, but DAMN how much have you been drinking?

☻If I could rewrite the alphabet I'd put U and I together!

☻Hello, I'm a thief and I'm here to steal your heart!

☻Your daddy must be a terrorist 'cus you're DA BOMB!

☻Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?

☻I must have been born under a lucky star, to find a friend as nice as you are, and I will follow the rainbow until the end, if you promise forever to be my friend!

☻Ferrari's are red, Lambo's are blue... but I am as happy in a mini with you.

☻Every man dreams of a beautiful woman, so do I ... I dream of you.

☻If love is a crime, lock me up, i'm guilty baby

☻If God would have created something more beautiful than you he would have kept it to himself.

☻Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me .

☻In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream.

☻Girls are like internet domain names... the ones I like are already taken.

☻Have you drilled the butterflies in your stomach gedresseerd? I haven't!

☻I saw you at a distance but you never approached, but that what did never happen, never passes!

☻If love is blind, how will she find me ?

☻Never make love in the garden or in the fields...... For love might be blind but your neighbours not!

☻The less you open up to others, the more you will suffer.

☻Whenever I see your smiling face, I have to smile myself, because I like you, you're my friend!!!

☻There is a clown in my heart. Small and very special, he can dance and jump, laugh and sing ... are you sad and crying, you can borrow him.

☻I love the spring mornings, the afternoons in autumn, the winter evenings and the summer nights....but you I love more !

☻I would have answered your letter soonerb but you did not write me one.

☻I think i should tell you what people are saying behind your back.……. Nice Ass!!!!!!!

☻I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead

☻Luv is a sensation dat is caused by temptation.a boy puts his location in a girls destination.do u get my explanation or do u wanna demonstration?

☻I like your style- I like your class- but most of all i like your arse!

Do you like maths?if so add a bed subtract ur clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!

☻I want triplets You want twins.Lets get in bed and see who wins!

☻Of all the babes ur my selection.please dont giv me a rejection.my teeth are clean for ur
Inspection so giv my mouth a tongue injection!

☻If your right leg was thanksgiving and Your left leg was Christmas could I meet U between the holidays

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