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☻Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A: So brunettes can remember them.

☻Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?
A: 144 blondes.

☻Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?
A: Tell them a joke on Friday night.

☻Q: How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.

☻Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
A: Wave to her.

☻Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?
A: (With a rocking of the head from side to side) Well...Like, I dunno!

☻Q: What's the difference between a smart blonde and the Yeti?
A: Yeti has been spotted.

☻Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's.

☻Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?
A: Retardo.

☻Q: How does a blonde commit suicide?
A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.

☻Q: Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?
A: It swells at night.

☻Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don't. They're born that way.

☻Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week?
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

☻What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?
A blonde going through a flashing red light.

☻Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car?
Because she blows the horn!

☻Why is a blonde like a door knob?
Because everybody gets a turn.

☻Why is a blonde like railroad tracks?
Because she's been laid all over the country.

☻Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?
She kept having affairs with men!

☻What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10?
She picks up her purse and goes home.

☻To a blonde, what is long and hard?
Grade 4.

☻What is the definition of gross ignorance?
144 blondes.

☻Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds?
Because at 69 they blow a rod...

☻What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it.

☻Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
They went to see "Closed for the Winter".

☻What is the definition of the perfect woman?
A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub.

☻Why is a blonde like an old washing machine?
They both drip when they're fucked.

☻ How would a blond punctuate the following?: "Fun fun fun worry worry worry"
Fun period fun period fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry!

☻Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?
It swells at night.

☻A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks "Where did you get that?"
The pig says, "I won her in a raffle!"

☻A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
"Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

☻What's a blonde's idea of safe sex?
Locking the car door.

☻Why did the blonde keep failing her driver's test?
Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.

☻What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?
She moved.

☻What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A blonde parade.

☻Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold?
They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.

☻Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car?
She burned her lips on the tailpipe.

☻Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.

☻Why do men like blonde jokes so much?
Because they can understand them

☻How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
Shine a flashlight in their ear.

☻What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?
They're both empty from the neck up.

☻Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills