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How many waiters
does it take to change a light bulb?
None, a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.
How many
waitresses does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. Two to stand around bitching about it and one to go get the
manager.
How many
cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?
"Sorry, we closed 18 seconds ago, and I've just cashed up."
How many
McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.
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