Tax
Advisors and Tax Auditors Jokes
A little boy
wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then
he decided to write a letter to the Lord requesting the $100.
When the postal
authorities received the letter addressed to the Lord, USA, they
decided to send it to President Clinton. The President was so
impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send
the little boy a $5.00 bill, as this would appear to be a lot of money
to a little boy.
The little boy
was delighted with the $5.00, and sat down to write a thank-you note to
the Lord. It said:
Dear Lord,
Thank you very much for sending me the money. However, I noticed that
for some reason you had to send it through Washington, DC and as usual,
those jerks deducted $95.
The government
that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
George
Bernard Shaw
How many tax
auditors does it take to find a $1.00 mistake in an expense report?
Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of
it.
How many tax
advisors does it take to change a light bulb?
"In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii, dealing
exactly with this issue."
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