State Mottos

This is a list of what state mottos should really be...

Alabama: 
At Least We're not Mississippi

Alaska: 
11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!

Arizona: 
Dehyd-rific!

Arkansas: 
Litterasy Ain't Everthing

California: 
As Seen on TV

Colorado: 
If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother

Connecticut: 
Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character

Delaware: 
(this was left blank--does this mean Delaware is too small to have a 
motto?)

Florida: 
Ask Us About Our Grandkids

Georgia: 
We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism

Hawaii: 
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)

Idaho: 
More Than Just Potatoes... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

Illinois: 
Gateway to Iowa

Indiana: 
2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

Iowa: 
Land of James T. Kirk

Kansas: 
First Of The Rectangle States

Kentucky: 
Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

Louisiana: 
We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign

Maine: 
Cheap Lobster

Maryland: 
A Thinking Man's Delaware

Massachusetts: 
Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)

Michigan: 
First Line of Defense From the Canadians

Minnesota: 
For Sale

Mississippi: 
Come Feel Better About Your Own State

Missouri: 
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work

Montana: 
Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomer, and Very Little Else

Nebraska: 
Ask About Our State Motto Contest

Nevada: 
Whores and Poker!

New Hampshire:
Go Away and Leave Us Alone

New Jersey: 
You Want a #$@%#!@ Motto? I Got Yer #$@%#!@ Motto Right Here!

New Mexico: 
Lizards Make Excellent Pets

New York: 
You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney

North Carolina: Tobacco is a Vegetable

North Dakota: 
Um... We've got... Um... Dinosaur Bones? Yeah, Dinosaur Bones!

Ohio: 
Don't Judge Us by Cleveland

Oklahoma: 
Like the Play...Only No Singing

Oregon: 
Spotted Owl, It's What's For Dinner

Pennsylvania: 
Cook With Coal

Rhode Island:
We're Not REALLY An Island

South Carolina: 
Remember the Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender

South Dakota:
Closer Than North Dakota

Tennessee: 
The Educashun State

Texas: 
Se Hablo Ingles

Utah: 
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Vermont: 
Yep

Virginia: 
Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

Washington: 
Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!

Washington, D.C.: 
Wanna Be Mayor?

West Virginia: 
One Big Happy Family -- Really!

Wisconsin: 
Come Cut Our Cheese

Wyoming: 
Wynot?