Love
Boat
|
Star
Trek
|
| Bald captain |
Bald captain |
| Young Vicki is related to a
crewmember and works on the ship |
Young Wesley is related to
a crewmember and works on the ship and works on the ship |
| Ship's doctor is a main
character |
Ship's doctor is a main
character |
| Julie the cruise director
is sexy but annoying |
Troi the ships' counselor
is sexy but annoying |
| Actors stand in front of
screen, upon which is projected background of open sea |
Actors stand in front of
screen, upon which is projected background of open space |
| A dumping ground for
second-rate washed-up guest stars |
A dumping ground for
second-rate washed-up guest stars |
| Going to strange new
ports-of-call |
Going to strange new worlds |
| Cheesy opening song |
Cheesy opening song |
| Too many scenes of
self-indulgent crap in the lounge |
Too many scenes of
self-indulgent crap in the Holodeck |
| In late-night syndication |
In late-night syndication |
| Socially retarded character
with job description for name (Gopher) |
Socially retarded character
with job description for name (Data) |
| Bad 2-hour pilot |
Bad 2-hour pilot |
| Love Boat has lifeboats and
flotation devices |
Enterprise has shuttlecraft
and saucer section and emergency pods |
| Scenes lined by ship shots |
Scenes lined by ship shots |
| One character inexplicably
replaced, then returned (Julie) |
One character inexplicably
replaced, then returned (Crusher) |
| After-the-fact bed scenes
with pointless discussion |
After-the-fact bed scenes
with pointless discussion |
| Captain straightens uniform
when disgusted / angry / nervous |
Captain straightens uniform
when disgusted / angry / nervous |
| Final scene takes place on
loading dock; crew waves goodbye |
Final scene takes place on
transporter; crew waves goodbye |
| Aaron Spelling rules with
iron fist, annoying die-hard fans |
Gene Roddenberry rules with
iron fist, annoying die-hard fans |
| At conventions, everyone is
dressed like Dr. Adam Bricker |
At conventions, everyone is
dressed like Mr. Spock |
| Isaac the bartender has
useless gesture, pointing slightly forward |
Captain Picard has useless
gesture, pointing slightly forward |
| Intercrew
friction always resolved within allocated 1 hour time slot
|
Intercrew friction always
resolved within allocated 1 hour time slot |
