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joke
A
cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to
death.
A
crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
A
pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
A
snail can sleep for three years.
All
Polar bears are left-handed.
American
Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad
served in first-class.
Americans
on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
An
ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
Babies
are born without knee caps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2
to 6 years of age.
Banging
your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
Butterflies
taste with their feet.
Cats
have over one hundred vocal sounds, dogs only have about ten.
Cat's
urine glows under a black light.
China
has more English speakers than the United States.
Donald
Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
Dueling
is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood
donors.
Elephants
are the only animals that can't jump.
Every
time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
February
1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.
Humans
and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
I
am. is the shortest complete sentence in the English language
If
Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would
stand seven feet, two inches tall and have a neck twice the length of a
normal human's neck.
If
the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would
never end because of the rate of reproduction.
If
you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced
to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
If
you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white.
If
you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
In
ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including
their eyebrows and eyelashes.
In
the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
It's
impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
Leonardo
Da Vinci invented the scissors.
Marilyn
Monroe had six toes.
Michael
Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory
workers in Malaysia combined.
More
people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.
No
word in the English language rhymes with month.
Nutmeg
is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.
On
average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
One
of the reasons marijuana is illegal today is because cotton growers in
the '30s lobbied against hemp farmers, they saw it as competition.
Only
one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
Our
eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never
stop growing.
Right-handed
people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
Shakespeare
invented the word "assassination" and "bump."
Some
lions mate over 50 times a day.
Starfish
haven't got brains.
Stewardesses
is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
The
ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
The
average human eats eight spiders in their lifetime at night.
The
catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
The
cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth 2, moves only six inches for each gallon
of diesel that it burns.
The
electric chair was invented by a dentist.
The
human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to
squirt blood 30 feet.
The
male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its
body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
The
most common name in the world is Mohammed.
The
name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start
with.
The
name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan."
The
Pentagon, in Arlington, Virginia, has twice as many bathrooms as is
necessary. When it was built in the 1940s, the state of Virginia still
had segregation laws requiring separate toilet facilities for blacks
and whites.
The
sentence, "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every
letter in the English language.
The
shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896.
Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.
The
strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
The
word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember
the word you want.
The
word racecar and kayak are the same whether they are read left to right
or right to left.
There
are two credit cards for every person in the United States.
TYPEWRITER
is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row
of the keyboard.
Women
blink nearly twice as much as men.
You
are more likely to be killed by a Champagne cork than by a poisonous
spider.
You
can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
You
share your birthday with at least nine million other people in the
world.