Professionals Test
This
quiz consists of four questions that tells you whether or not you are
qualified to be a professional. SCROLL DOWN FOR THE ANSWERS.
There is no need to cheat. The questions are not that difficult. You
just need to think like a professional.
1.
How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The
correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close
the door. This question tests whether or not you are doing simple
things in a complicated way.
2.
How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Incorrect
answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the door.
Correct answer: Open the refrigerator, take out of the giraffe, put in
the elephant and close the door. This question tests your foresight.
3.
The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend
except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct
answer: The elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator! This tests
if you are capable of comprehensive thinking. OK, if you did not answer
the last three questions correctly, this one may be your last chance to
test your qualifications to be a professional.
4.
There is a river that is known to have many crocodiles in it. How do
you cross it?
Correct
Answer: Simply swim across it. All the crocodiles are attending the
animal meeting!
That
completes the test!
This
question tests your reasoning ability. So...
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If
you answered four out of four questions
correctly, you're a true professional. Wealth awaits you.
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If
you answered three out of four, you have some
catching up to do but there's hope for you.
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If
you answered two out of four, consider a
career as a hamburger flipper in a fast food joint.
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If
you answered one out of four, try selling
your organs. It's the only way you will ever make any money.
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If
you answered none correctly, consider a
career that does not require any higher mental functions at all, such
as management, politics, law or medicine.
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