Knock Knock Jokes

KNOCK KNOCK
Who's There?
Boo
Boo Who?
Don't cry, its only a joke!

KNOCK KNOCK
Who's There?
Rita
Rita who?
Rita book, you might learn something!

KNOCK KNOCK
Who's There?
Heaven
Heaven who?
Heaven you heard enough of these silly knock-knock jokes?

KNOCK KNOCK
Who's There?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, its cold outside!

KNOCK KNOCK
Who's There?
Anita
Anita who?
Anita tissue....ah-choo! Too late!

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Who's There?
Honeycomb
Honeycomb Who?
Honeycomb your hair!

KNOCK KNOCK
Who's There?
Justin
Justin who?
Just in time for dinner!

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Who's There?
Canoe
Canoe who?
Canoe come out to play?

KNOCK KNOCK
Who's There?
Beets
Beets who?
Beets me!

KNOCK KNOCK
Who's There?
Arthur
Arthur who?
Arthur more cookies in the jar?

KNOCK KNOCK
Who's There?
Honey Bee
Honey Bee who?
Honey, bee a dear and get me a soda.

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Who's there?
Cows
Cows who?
No they don't, they MOO!

KNOCK KNOCK
Who's There?
Gorilla
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a hamburger, I'm hungry!

KNOCK KNOCK
Who's There?
Tom
Tom who?
Tom on, you know who I am!

KNOCK KNOCK
Who's There?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard I know?

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Who's There?
Roach
Roach who?
Roach you a letter, did you get it?

KNOCK KNOCK
Who's There?
A boy who can't reach the doorbell!!!!

KNOCK KNOCK
Who's There?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce out of here!