Different Asses

Need to describe your ass or someone else's over the Internet but want it to be visual? Well, how about some "assicons"? Here goes:

(_!_)     A regular ass

(__!__)     A fat ass

(__)(__)     A "wide load" ass

(!)     A tight ass

(_*_)     A sore ass

{_!_}     A swishy ass

(_o_)     An ass that's been around

(_x_)     Kiss my ass

(_X_)     Leave my ass alone

(_zzz_)     A tired ass

(_E=mc2_)     A smart ass

(_?_)     Dumb ass

(_Lame_)     Lame ass

(_jack_)     Jackass

(_-$_)     Cheap ass

(_0_)     A Prison ass

(_)    Half ass

(®^®)     Registered ass

(__|___)     Lop sided ass

(_:_)     2 holed ass

(_O_)     Cavernous ass (an ass that's REALLY been around)

(Mom)(__)     Tattooed ass

(_)||(_)     Fucked ass

()()     Ass print on a window

( * * )     Ass with dimples

(_X X_)     A kicked ass

(_%_)     An average ass

(_$_)     A rich ass

[_!_]     A hard ass